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The Clockwork Hotel

England · Essex · Burnham on Crouch
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Enjoy exclusive use of this fantastic hotel in Essex, with a spa, private bar, three-course dinner and Crystal Maze style fun and games.

  • Sleeps 22
  • 11 bedrooms
  • 10 bathrooms
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£2160-3960 per night

The Clockwork Hotel is owned and managed by Paige.

You can ask a question or make a booking request directly with Paige.

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Highlights
  • Hire the entire Clockwork Hotel for your group of up to 22 guests, enjoying boutique amenities without sharing with the public.
  • Indulge in the exclusive spa area featuring a hot tub and sauna for ultimate relaxation during your stay.
  • Upon arrival, indulge in The Experience—a thrilling, Crystal Maze-style adventure where you and your loved ones work together to solve puzzles, race against the clock and unlock your exclusive hotel!
  • Unwind at your very own stylish bar, complete with a dedicated bartender mixing cocktails and mocktails tailored to your taste.
  • Savour a three-course meal prepared by a private chef in the fantastic dining room, with customisable menu options available.
  • Enjoy breakfast your way with access to a kitchen, or arrange for chefs to prepare a delicious morning meal for you.
  • Relax in the warm living room with a working fireplace, smart TV and sound system - perfect for cosy gatherings with friends.
  • Discover the charming coastal town with waterfront strolls, sailing, local shops and beautiful walking trails in Crouch Valley.

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You should know
  • There are no pets allowed.
  • A private chef will prepare your dinner, however, breakfast is self catering unless you pre-arrange with the owners.

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Eco Credentials

Public transport accessible

Have you ever wanted to hire an entire hotel to yourself, having access to boutique amenities without having to share with the general public? Well, The Clockwork Hotel offers exactly this, allowing groups of up to 22 guests to have exclusive use of this charming hotel! This one-of-a-kind destination offers a unique blend of stylish accommodations paired with a fabulous spa, cool private bar and incredible food served by a private chef.

When it comes to socialising you have your very own bar where you can spread out and enjoy a drink together. While you'll have exclusive access to this stylish space, a dedicated private bartender will be at your service, mixing up cocktails and mocktails tailored to your preferences throughout the evening.

Before you settle in for an evening of merriment in the bar, enjoy an amazing three course meal in the fantastic dining room. The food will be prepared by your very own private chef at 8:30 PM. To ensure a seamless experience, you can confirm your guest numbers and select your food options at least four weeks prior to your arrival.

You and your loved ones can also start your morning right with access to a fully equipped kitchen, perfect for whipping up a delicious breakfast on your own. However, if you'd prefer to have someone cook for you, simply reach out to the private chef for availability.

You and your loved ones can also gather in the cosy living room with a working fireplace to ensure you stay toasty all year round. This is a great place to put your feet up with a morning coffee and a good book, or chat the night away with your friends over a bottle of wine. There’s also a smart TV and a sound system here for you to make use of.

The hotel even offers you exclusive use of its private spa! Here there is a hot tub for indulgent soaks as well as a sauna where you can sweat it out in style.

When night falls, there are 11 fab bedrooms with a mixture of double or twin bed layouts, providing you and your group plenty of flexibility during your stay. Many of the rooms have ensuite bathrooms for added privacy, whilst a few share bathrooms.

If you do wish to venture out and explore the area, there’s lots to see and do nearby. Burnham-on-Crouch offers a delightful blend of coastal charm and outdoor activities. Explore the picturesque waterfront, perfect for leisurely strolls and birdwatching. Enjoy sailing or fishing on the River Crouch, or visit the local marina for scenic views. Don't miss the charming shops and cafes in town, and the historic St. Mary's Church. For nature lovers, nearby Crouch Valley provides beautiful walking trails. Additionally, head to the nearby village of Southminster for more quaint attractions and local eateries.

Features
Essential
  • Air Conditioning
  • Hot Tub
  • Internet / Wi-Fi
  • Heating
  • No Dogs
Bed/Bath
  • Bath
  • Hairdryer
  • Shower
  • Towels (bath)
Tech
  • DVD Player
  • Netflix
  • Satellite TV/Freeview
  • Smart TV/FireStick
  • Stereo music system
  • Television
Also Available
  • Sauna
£2160-3960 per night
SAVE TO WISHLIST
Availability

The Clockwork Hotel is owned and managed by Paige.

You can ask a question or make a booking request directly with Paige.

Request To Book
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